Darren's adventures 7

*they're still six!*

Darren: *sighs* I'm bored.
Evra: I am too...
Darren: What should we do?
Evra: *gasps dramaticly* We should go around and sell sweets! 8D
Darren: Why?
Evra: Why not? This chapter needs us to do something.
Darren: Good point...Ok lets go!

*hour later*

Darren/Evra: *randomly have sweets in a wagon*
Darren: Who first?
Evra: Mika! He's always happy to see us!
Darren: Yeah!*knocks door*
Mika: *opens it and groans* Dear lord...If I see you one more time, I'll have a heart attack!
Darren: We love you too silly! 8D
Mika: *rolls eyes*
Evra: Would you like some sweets Mika?!
Mika: No, I don't trust you with food...like when you threw that apple on Halloween.
Darren: ...You remember that?
Evra: Come on! PWEASE!!!!!
Mika: Ok! Give me anything I guess...
Evra: How bout a big ch-Darren where's the cake?
Darren: *chocolate around his mouth**shrugs*
Evra: Did you eat it?
Darren: *shakes head*...*smiles and nods*
Evra: Uh...How b-
Mika-*shuts door*
Evra: Next door we go!
Darren: WOO!
Mika: *sighs* Where's that asprin...

Darren: I bet mommy and daddy would like some!
Evra: Yeah!
Both: *knock on door*
Larten: *answers* What are you two doing...-_-'
Both: GIVING SWEETS!
Larten: ...
Darren: Want some daddy?!
Larten: I-
Evra: *shoves velvet cake at him* NEXT DOOR!!
Darren: YAY!!!
Both: *leave*
Larten: ...Why do I fear that my son will grow to be the biggest dumbass...?*shuts door*

Evra: *banging on door* OPEN UP!!!!!
Glalda: What?
Darren: Would y-
Glalda: *shuts door*
Both: ...*goes to the next door*

Darren: OPEN THE DOOR!!!!!
Pocky: *opens it* WHAT?!
Evra: Would you like to guy s-
Kurda: IS DARREN AT THE DOOR?!!?!?!?!
Pocky: ...*leaves*
Darren: Where are you going my darling dear?! D8>
Pocky: I'm not getting dragged into this again!
Kurda: DARREN! 8D
Evra: And his pal Evra!
Darren: Hi Kurda! Would you like something to go with that candy?...That you still have not givin to me...even though it's been seven long chapters...
Kuda: I sure do...>83
Darren: How abo-
Evra: I HAVE AN IDEA!!!8D
Darren: What?
Evra: We should just leave for no apparent reason! 8D
Darren: Ok!
Both-*run off*
Kurda: DARREN!!D8> Why do you always leave?! This is the weakest ending ever!!!D8<*slams door*